Don’t know if I posted this before or not: if I did, this deserves a repost. It’s like nearly the greatest thing ever. When I become a great billionaire, I shall fund these guys to ensure that the film is completed.
While nobody seems to be saying it, I think it’s a spoof of Speed Racer – the ripped off storyline and the visual style being examples.
This is a hilarious parody of that lame Criss Angel ‘Mindfreak’ show. The funniest part is the people’s reactions and how it’s the same people over and over again. I’m looking forward to more videos from these guys – it isn’t the coolest thing in the world, but damn, the maker (I think that’s Brandon Muller?) has talent.
Going around the internet, I found this Digg page that is supposed to lead to an Xbox 360 hacking guide. The guide appears to have been removed, because I was met with a 404.
The 404 is really awesome and constantly reminds me of Portal’s GLaDOS. Reading it in her voice fills me with giggles. I <3 this. I wonder how this server will get along with GLaDOS…
Will there be cake after this 404?
Yesterday, I chance upon Truck Bearing Kibble, a webcomic that is almost as good as the Perry Bible Fellowship. In many ways, TBK looks inspired off of PBF, such as the penchant of non-explicit, but really twisted humour and the painstaking detail of artwork (for a webcomic).
There aren’t many comics out, so I went through the archive in like half an hour. I can’t pick a favourite, there are so many great ones! Almost all of them are parodies of some or the other pop culture phenomenon, most often a mash-up of a franchise with something completely unrelated. That, along with the read-between-the-lines black humour makes for a damned intriguing comic.
It’s not as good as PBF, I’ll say and most often requires you to have good knowledge of the media being parodied, or you won’t get the jokes. I also love the instant comments feature at the bottom of the comic – something more comics should be doing. It also needs an About page, whose content has been promised.
John Cleese wrote this rather interesting piece of literature, demanding the United States to give back their independence to Her Majesty. I found it through StumbleUpon over here. I almost wish it were for real.
To the citizens of the United States of America
In light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.
Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories (except Kansas, which she does not fancy).
Your new prime minister, Gordon Brown, will appoint a governor for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:..
1. You should look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up “aluminium,” and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.
2. The letter ‘U’ will be reinstated in words such as ‘colour’, ‘favour’ and ‘neighbour.’ Likewise, you will learn to spell ‘doughnut’ without skipping half the letters, and the suffix “ize” will be replaced by the suffix “ise.”
3. You will learn that the suffix ‘burgh’ is pronounced ‘burra’; you may elect to respell Pittsburgh as ‘Pittsberg’ if you find you simply can’t cope with correct pronunciation.
4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up “vocabulary”). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like” and “you know” is unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.
5.There is no such thing as “US English.” We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter ‘u’ and the elimination of “-ize.”
6. You will relearn your original national anthem, “God Save The Queen”, but only after fully carrying out Task #1 (see above).
7. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but to be celebrated only in England. It will be called “Come-Uppance Day.”
8. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you’re not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you’re not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you’re not grown up enough to handle a gun.
9. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. A permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean.
11. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric immediately and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
12. The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling “gasoline”) -roughly $6/US gallon. Get used to it.
13. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called “crisps.” Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with mayonnaise but with vinegar.
14. Waiters and waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.
15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as “beer,” and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as “Lager.” American brands will be referred to as “Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine,” so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
16. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie MacDowell attempt English dialogue in “Four Weddings and a Funeral” was an experience akin to having one’s ears removed with a cheese grater.
17. You will cease playing American “football.” There is only one kind of proper football; you call it “soccer”. Those of you brave enough will, in time, will be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American “football”, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
18. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the “World Series” for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable.
19. You must tell us who killed JFK. It’s been driving us mad.
20. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty’s Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due backdated to 1776.
Thank you for your co-operation.
John Cleese
What they said.